Ha! I dare you to say that three times without smiling. Impossible! Sexy Sushi Party Platter. Sexy Sushi Party Platter. Sexy Sushi Party Platter.
Throwing a party should be about multiplying the pleasure, not maximizing a massacre. And fruit is sexier than a dead fish even if they share a color.
If humans continue eating fish at the current rate, the sea will be empty of fish by 2048 according to an international team of ecologists and economists. Go vegan today and help us stop the sea (and land) apocalypse now.